Things he says

“Did you know that Jeff Dunham just got married again?”

“What? Didn’t he learn the first time?”

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  “Alice wanted to talk because her relationship with Frank isn’t good.”

“Did you use our relationship as an example of what a good relationship is?”

“No…. We’re not much of an example. We spend less time together than they do”

 “You know what they say… Absence makes the heart grow fonder…”

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