Things he says

“Did you know that Jeff Dunham just got married again?”

“What? Didn’t he learn the first time?”


  “Alice wanted to talk because her relationship with Frank isn’t good.”

“Did you use our relationship as an example of what a good relationship is?”

“No…. We’re not much of an example. We spend less time together than they do”

 “You know what they say… Absence makes the heart grow fonder…”